Hey Capitan, I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Kirk you know we've been together such a long, long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it's Pon Farr and my heart is open wide (open wide)
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind (what is on my mind)
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's my Spock in a box (it's in a box)
Not gonna get you a Phaser set to stun
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy ship
Kirk ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a vacation on a seemingly uninhabited planet in the Omicron Delta system
A Capitan like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the Mind Meld
Somethin' special Jim
It's my Spock in a box, my Spock in a box boy
It's my Spock in a box, my Spock in a box boy
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (Jim)
And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
To all of Star Fleet out there with Commanders to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your Vulcan in that box
3: Make Them open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my Spock in a box...my Spock in a box boy
It's my Spock in a box, my Spock in a box boy
Pon Farr; Spock in a box
Medical Examinations; Spock in a box
Fight Scenes; a Spock in a box
Every single holiday a Spock in a box
Over at your Home planet a Spock in a box
Mid day at the Sick bay a Spock in a box
Off screen in your quarters a Spock in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
A Spock in a box, a Spock in a box, a Spock in a box...
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